When you meet the woman of your dreams, you will KNOW. You see her and immediately you maybe unable to speak. Your throat may lock up, your stomach maybe in knots, you feel sweaty, clammy, and nauseous. I had learned that feeling nauseous means you're in love. And you will know that this is it and the more time you spent together, you will be conviced - you must fit.

Consider holding hands.....if her fingers slide into yours without any slighest struggle...she fits...

Because the way I figure, there are two types of people: those those who get it and those who don't. If they get it, there's nothing to explain, and if they don't, there's no point in trying to explain. They don't get it. Move on and if you're going to be with someone, you should find someone who gets it - and someone who fits.

Now the search for this person starts early. From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see. Like parade lines, passing each other for mutual inspection. You march, you look. You march, you look. If you're interested, you stop and talk, and if it dosen't work out, you just get back in the parade. You keep marching, and you keep looking.

Then you find someone and so you think, "Maybe this'll work." and ultimately, they will find out everything.

How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point in the day, how you are on the phone with your mother, the fact that many of your friends are shallow, that you always have to sit on the aisle, how you never really listen, how whiny you get when you travel, how you're not gracious to your friends when they call, how certain game shows make you really really happy, how cranky you get because you're too stupid to remember to eat, how you manage to get confrontational only when it's with the absolute wrong person to be yelling at, how you don't like the way you look in any pictures you've taken since 1981, how you're unable to get off the phone when you're running late because you don't have the ability to say, "This isn't a good time; can I call you back?"How you have to lick certain fruits before actually eating them, how you have no ability to save receipts-all these things. But they still like you

This feels good. For a minute.
But the next thought is, "Wait a second, why is she being so understanding? If this stuff dosen't faze her, maybe her stuff must be even worse.....Oh God-what don't I know?"

And every day, bit by bit, they will find out.

http://www.postcourier.com.pg/20070215/thhome.htm

A TWO-day seminar is underway in Port Moresby on how school fees should be abolished so that children in Papua New Guinea do not have to pay for education.

The meeting, initiated by the Department of Education and the United Nations Children’s Fund is attended by government departments, including National Planning, and Treasury and donor agencies such as Australia’s aid agency, AusAID, Japan, European Union, NZAID and the World Bank. Churches providing education are also participating in the seminar.

Education Secretary Dr Joseph Pagelio said after yesterday’s meeting that children had the right to education but school fee was one of the barriers to the children enjoying that right. This seminar, he said, was the first of its kind that was aimed at setting a ground-work for the formulation of a policy to abolish school fees in Papua New Guinea.

“The purpose of this seminar is to understand the issues facing PNG in terms of school fees, and then come up with strategies and mechanisms that we can use to abolish school fees,’’ said Dr Pagelio.

About 30 people are attending the seminar, a number of whom came from overseas to share experiences gained in countries where school fee had been abolished so that children are now receiving free education.

Dr Pagelio said the seminar was the first part of a long process that might take a few years before the policy on school fee abolition became a reality.
Following the seminar, he said, a few studies on issues discussed would be carried out which would be used to formulate the school fee abolition policy. The policy will then be submitted to Cabinet for approval for implementation.

“It’s (seminar) a milestone. It’s a good thing. If we can achieve it in the next five years it will be good. Many parents will be relieved of the burden.
“It will also allow the children to go to school and receive quality education,’’ said Dr Pagelio.
Among the issues being looked at include whether the policy will cover all levels of education and how much it will cost the Government and its stakeholders to implement the policy.

Dr Pagelio said the donor agencies have shown positive response and would be meeting separately today to look at how they can help the Government share the cost.
Meanwhile, Dr Pagelio said not all schools have taken heed of his appeal not to send children away for non-payment of school fees, saying a policy on abolishment of school fees would ensure no child was sent away.

Prior to the start of the school year, Dr Pagelio had appealed to heads of schools to work with parents on how school fees should be paid while children were allowed to have classes.

"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from I until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is I oath .... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"


Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and
salt and call me over !

It is not offen that one gets to meet a rockstar, a movie star, a sports star or even somone famous around the world.

Somone who is able to influence the economic course of this world or even someone who influence decision making in ones respective country. A parliamentarian or a government department secretary.

Whichever it is, there is always a hype or 'moment of madness' when such opportunities present itselves. What would you do? Most people would ask for an autograph but for some....a picture session is the best option. "A picture speaks a thousand words' so they say...maybe it does in this instance.

The moment is fleeting, to capture....you must be prepared to do so. Who knows... you may never see them again in your lifetime or you may be the last person to see them alive.

Thanks

Now on the Subject of phones.....here are a few facts

1) Emergency number -

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly ...this number 112 can be dialled even while the keypad is locked. Try it out.

2) Locked the keys in the car?

Your car has remote keys? - This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are home, call someone on your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

3) Hidden Battery power -

Imagine your cell battery is very low, u r expecting an important call and u don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will gets charged when u charge your cell next time.

4) How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. (Pls do it right now.)


Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either and can use it as PAPER WEIGHT. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing Mobile phones.
Please spread this useful information around.


5) Caution:
Always use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

Please forward to all your well wishers.


Many Thanks